Henry Thompson was being heralded as a hero last night after he successfully disproved the existence of God during an intellectual debate with his grandmother on Facebook.

Thompson's grandmother.
While speaking to one of our reporters, budding Atheist Henry Thompson stated that he "knew exactly what needed to be done" when he saw that his grandmother had publicly thanked God for his grandfather's successful heart surgery. "I mean, seriously, don't these fundies know anything? She should be thanking SCIENCE, not some sort of imaginary sky fairy or something! You have absolutely no idea how oppressed I felt when I saw that status. I had to speak up."

The stimulating online debate came to an abrupt end after Thompson successfully proclaimed that there is no God and that the bible should be sold in the fiction section of book stores. "She pretty much caved to my superior logic", laughed the 16 year old.




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