"I just don't understand this generation", said the 15 year old. "They listen to rap music, which should really just be called crap music, by the way. They say stupid uneducated things such as YOLO. Seriously, what the hell is with that? Oh, and the girls!? Don't even get me started on them. They go for douche bag swag fags who wear baseball caps instead of gentlemen like me, who dress with class. Honestly, man, I think I was supposed to have been born in the 1930s or the 1950s or something."
|Jake Mitchell - Victim of time warp.|
During an early-morning press conference at CERN headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland, French scientist Dr. Pierre Cabane told frantic reporters that he and his team are hell-bent on studying the Ohio teenager. "This news is a bit unsettling for me", remarked the 58 year old surrender monkey. "If it has happened once, who knows how many kids have been born into the wrong generation."