After being pressed for comment, the ungrateful waitress, who asked to remain nameless, said that tips make up a large part of her overall wage. "I don't get paid minimum wage", lied the deceitful wench. "I actually rely on tips to pay the rent and put food on the table - So please forgive me if I don't appreciate the fact that some disgusting slob sheepishly tipped his fedora at me before scurrying out the door."
The harlot then went on to complain about the fact that she was forced to do the job that she is paid to do. "I wouldn't have minded if I had just brought him his food and that was that. However, this guy wanted me to cut his steak up into little tiny squares. He also requested that I remove the religious painting behind him and serve him his Mtn Dew in a god damn wine glass."