"The military began to conduct field tests in the summer of 2004", stated Edward Snowden, who was gracious enough to grant us an interview. "A small unit of highly-trained Scumbag Staceys was dispatched into Herat, Afghanistan, where it successfully infiltrated the local Taliban and friendzoned a number of their key operatives." "This act of psychological warfare sent the Taliban into disarray", remarked the former NSA contractor. "Their strategists were so focused on trying to woo our undercover agents that they completely disregarded the war effort against the imperialistic pigs from the west."
In response to the leak, Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Yahiye Gadahn has come out and lambasted the US for "taking things too far." "Sure, we've done some pretty bad stuff in the past. But this? This just takes the cake. America should be ashamed of itself."