"By outlawing piracy, they're basically discriminating against those of us who cannot afford to purchase the things that we want to consume", said the 17 year old, who had just finished downloading 220 episodes of Naruto. "I mean, who cares if the corporations miss out on a few extra bucks? If Occupy Wall Street taught us anything, it's that the 1% do not deserve our money. In fact, if I had my way; all of these fat cats would be jailed or sent to the gallows."
When asked what he would do if he were president, Reed replied by saying that he would force all entertainment companies to adopt an "open source" policy. "Just look at the successes of Linux and Firefox. Why can't movie companies follow their lead and open source their movies? What makes them think that they have the right to charge us money, just so we can watch the things that they made? It's absolutely ridiculous and nonsensical. You can't, like, own an anime series, man. It belongs to the people."
Unfortunately, the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon, could not be reached for comment.