"I honestly can't believe it!", shouted MRA team captain William Bailey, as he held the prestigious Oppression Trophy in his arms. "For a moment, I thought the blacks or the feminists were going to run away with it. Thankfully, we kept our concentration and we continued to battle hard. At the end of the day, it's a pretty simple game. Focus all of your efforts on feeling oppressed and the points will come naturally."
Despite some of the specular displays of oppression at this years championship, the event was somewhat marred by scenes of violence at the semi-final game between the Israelis and the Palestinians.