Connecticut teenager Michael Nichols has called on the US Government to recognize "greentexting" as an official language. The 15 year old, who describes himself as a "professional memer", has launched a White House petition that seeks to pressure President Barack Obama into recognizing "meme arrows" as an official language.

"Personally, I love greentexting", stated Nichols. "Imagine how awesome and great it would be if 'greentexting' was taught as a language in school!? It would be great!"

"I really don't get it", exclaimed the teenager. "We've got boring languages such as French and Spanish, but nothing that us meme kids can relate to."

Nichols also went on to tell our reporter at Neckbeard News that President Obama was "extremely lucky" that he had chosen the "democratic route." "I could have called on the members of Anonymous to DOS his lame-ass website. Instead, I chose to live up to my reputation as an esteemed gentlesir."

In an effort to help kickstart the campaign, Jennifer Adams, who is a spokesperson for the Autism Society of America, has publicly backed Nichol's petition. "We've got languages for the deaf and the blind, so it's only right that we also have a language for those who are suffering with autism."




4 comments:

  1. Professional /b/emerJuly 19, 2014 at 11:29 PM

    >"We've got boring languages such as French and Spanish, but nothing that us meme kids can relate to."

    Le me gusta

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  2. tfw you let your tyranical govt what is and isnt a language

    Why dont You just start watching tmz and injecting steroids too consumerst asshole!!!!!!!!

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  3. HAHA GREAT POST! WELL MEME'D MY FRIEND!

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