"I really don't get it", exclaimed the teenager. "We've got boring languages such as French and Spanish, but nothing that us meme kids can relate to."
Nichols also went on to tell our reporter at Neckbeard News that President Obama was "extremely lucky" that he had chosen the "democratic route." "I could have called on the members of Anonymous to DOS his lame-ass website. Instead, I chose to live up to my reputation as an esteemed gentlesir."
In an effort to help kickstart the campaign, Jennifer Adams, who is a spokesperson for the Autism Society of America, has publicly backed Nichol's petition. "We've got languages for the deaf and the blind, so it's only right that we also have a language for those who are suffering with autism."