|Author: Anthony Thomas|
It is sad to think that we live in a world where Brony hate is encouraged. A world where girls choose douche bag jocks over classy introverted gentlemen such as myself. A world where the proletariat gets trampled on by the rich.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: It has to stop!
So I ask: Instead of purchasing things with cash, why can't we switch to a barter economy that is based on fedora tipping? Not only would we be stripping the rich of their power; we'd also be incentivising classy behaviour. Would a jock be able to purchase swag fag regalia if he wasn't wearing a fedora? No! Would the consumerist-driven masses be able to carry on like sheep, mindlessly sucking up iPhones and Call of
Now is the time for us to start fixing our future. If we don't, capitalism will slowly devour us all.