Console Gamers
Disgusting savages.
A recent report by researchers at the Stanford University in California has found that console gaming is a "key indicator of poverty."

The results, which have caused controversy amongst the hordes of unwashed savages that are unfortunate enough to own a gaming console, show that only poor people are willing to put up with subpar graphic capabilities.

While speaking to Neckbeard News, head researcher Dr. Jeffrey C. Pillsbury stated that the results are "conclusive". "Console gamers are basically like the American version of those shitty Europoors", laughed Dr. Pillsbury. "I mean; if you actually had money, would you really put up with a restricted level of frames-per-second? Of course not. You'd build a PC and purchase games from Steam like a real gamer."




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10 comments:

  1. SO NOT TRUE OMG I CONSOLE GAME AND IM NOT POOR LOL PC FANS MAD CUZ DEY DONT HAVE BLOODBORNE

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    1. i should feel sorry for those who don't have pc's...but i dont because thay be shitlord scrubs doomed to be silver 2's

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  2. shut the fuck anon you pleb tit shit

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  3. Hey guess what? Not everyone knows the ups and downs of computer parts to build their own computer. Specs, graphics cards, dimensions, etc. So fuck off.

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    1. you know this is satire, right?

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  4. Pff, look at you fucking peasants trying to preach the former glory of your limited, primitive hardware. A console, no matter how hard it will try, could never live up to the glorious power that PCs have. It's called the fuckin master race for a reason. BECAUSE WE RULE OVER YOU PEASANT SCRUBLORDS WITH YOUR UNDERPOWERED HUNKS OF OVERPRICED JUNK. IF YOU'RE TOO POOR TO AFFORD EVEN A DECENT PRE-BUILT MACHINE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. Master race out.

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  5. Do...do you guys not know that this is a joke? Oh now I'm sad.

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  6. You're right, Azarath. Not everyone knows how to cast aside the blinders of ignorance and ascend into the greatness that is gaming without limits. Go shove a controller up your normie ass.

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  7. The true poor gamer would steal a PC and then download pirated games over their neighbors WiFi!

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  8. Ugh. Pc snobs like you make me want to smash my fucking computer to bits. I just don't get it, you think you're so High and mighty because you can slot a gpu in to the designated gpu alot. Get absolutely fucked you scumbag piece of shit cunt xo

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