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  1. Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'atheist'. I'm just an introverted teenager who greatly values his Katana and his cargo pants over any silly fictional book written ovar 9000 years ago. This being said, I am open to the insertion of a lot of c*cks in my mouth, because I am OP.

    "In this moment, I am a Redditor. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am a hacktivist in the underground hacker group Anonymouse."

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    1. Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'gentlesir'. I'm just an intelligent teenager who greatly values his Pokemon cards and his sense of chivalry over any silly fictional book written ovar 9000 years ago. This being said, I am open to the idea of memes being taught in school.

      "In this moment, I am a memer. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am a hacktivist in the underground hacker group Anonymouse."

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    2. Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'ruseman'. I'm just an edgy teenager who greatly values his rage comics and his Ron Paul poster over any silly fictional book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to the insertion of a lot of c*cks in my mouth, because I am OP.

      "In this moment, I am an anonymouse hacker. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am a hacktivist in the underground hacker group Anonymouse."

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  2. Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'rage comic artist'. I'm just a Fedora-wearing teenager who greatly values his euphoria and his Android over any silly fictional book written ovar 9000 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

    "In this moment, I am an epic ruseman. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am being friendzoned by a fair maiden."

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  3. Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'weeaboo'. I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his Katana and his memes over any silly fictional book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to the introduction of anti-friendzoning laws.

    "In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."

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  4. Slow poke meme anyone? Amirite?

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  5. Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'anime expert'. I'm just an edgy teenager who greatly values his rage comics and his tweed jacket over any silly fictional book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to the outlawing of organized religion.

    "In this moment, I am a Redditor. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, you've just been troll'd hard."

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